Cat of the Geek #127: Cattank

Name: Classified
Stomping Grounds: Internet phenomenon
Side: AMERICA!
Breed: All-American shorthair
Cat Powers: Fully equipped with Kitten Launchers, All-Terrain Treads, and a Flamethrower. Space and Time are no obstacle to Cattank. Cattank is strong.
Skills: Eat 10, Sleep 6, Mischief 6, Wit 3, Cat Lolz 7
Cat Weaknesses: NONE!